Is this the most badly worded web-site you have ever seen, ever??
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Thought i would do a little research in order to better answer a question for someone on here. I Googled 'doorstep loans' and clicked on the first company that came up, link below:
http://www.ukdoorsteploans.co.uk/
Who on God's earth wrote this??? It reads like those badly written emails we get from certain African countries asking us to help them get 8.5 million out of the country for a small fee!!
Mrs B (Feline please note!!) and i have just had an hilarious 5 mins reading this: "you can make others surprise with your long-term smile in any unfavorable condition" and "Though your good credit rating enables you satisfy your fiscal crises in a tension-free mode, you bad credit rating will also not stop you from catching these loans". And that's just on the Home page. There's another 10+ pages containing such gems as : "if you are blemished with bad credit history" and "you can eliminate miniature pressing fiscal issues when you are unable to deal with them". WTF!!!!
It is absolutely appalling!! It makes those badly translated self-assembly manuals seem positively Shakespearian.
I know this isn't really a topic for discussion - please forgive my 1st attempt - but just had to share it with you all.
Of couse if you know of any sites that are worse please do tell.
Responses (6)
My goodness it's awful isn't it? And if you try to look at 'About us' surprise surprise the link is broken!
Very interesting, and amusing until one tries to find 'contact details'. Suddenly,like the thief in the night, they have gone!
Quite appalling isn't it Bonz?
The lack of punctuation made me quite breathless when reading only a small portion of it.
I wonder how on earth they expect to do any business ?
That's absolutely brilliant, Bonz. Doesn't it just make you wonder how anybody ever gets sucked in to these scam sites?
Noted about Mrs B - good stuff!
Quite unbelievable sites like these Bonz. Keep your funny postings coming in we all enjoy them. Don't worry if we take the mickey we are always having fun on what we post. Good to see you joining in.
Yep, welcome to the fold Bonz, am sure you can take the mickey as well as any of us.......
Absolutely hilarious, Bonz, and absolutely unbelievable! It's got SCAM written all over it in letters ten feet high! Thanks for sharing... :-)
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And nothing comes up if you click on 'Contact Us'. I was going to offer my services as a proof reader!!
I wonder how many people are so desperate for a loan that they have applied for one with this company?
You might have done better, Bonz, if you'd offered your services as a preef rooder!
Oh very good Feline...lol,love it.
Thank you, Sisters, I try my best......!
You don't disappoint feline!
Thank you, kind Sister!