Disgusting People - Whats the most disgusting thing you've seen.
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Friend of mine who works at the local posh Country club tells me the number of guys he has seen having a hand-sandwich in the Jacuzzi (to completion i might add) is beyond counting - put me right off using it now!
He also told me the number of people who walk into the swimming people without a swimming costume on is also crazy - I must admit I nearly did it once - once i left the shower cubicle i felt all warm and forgot i had left my shorts on the shower hook but the cold wind from the swimming pool entrance managed to stir my tinkle into warning me before I could offend anyone!
phewww!!!
>;o)
People really are disgusting!
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Is a hand sandwich different to holding a sandwich OD or am I losing this posting too. Not having a good day with it I'm afraid.
I don't eat anything in our Jacuzzi and clean it out with the correct cleaning stuff so no germs remain. I might have a cup of tea or a glass of wine but food - how can you eat a sandwich with bubbles up to your nose.
Streeewth, ugh, ooofftt, whatever next!!
thats the end of the jacuzzi for me except i was enticed by lillie or sabre
It would have to be a purpose built, sanitised unit bluej.It certainly won't be a public one now, that's for sure, yucky.
never go public again
Obviously having just come out of the Convent I misread OD's posting as was to be expected as I wasn't expecting a posting like that and in my innocence mistook the words. I shall hail Mary solidly for an hour. Goodnight to all you wise people x
And I thought I was Mrs Unshockable....
bluej you say the nicest things. Unfortunately my Jacuzzi is only made for two people and guess whose at the other end ???? I don't think he would like a threesome honestly but thank you for wanting to be enticed.
login out night all
OMG,you sure he's not winding you up??? That's just beyond words!!!
Nope true i could tell you more like the day someone did a jobbie right outside the ladies toilets and when someone opened the door it slimed that dirty job job all over the place. urrrrgh
These toilets were next to the bar - how anyone could pull their pants down and do it there im sure it must have been a kiddie!
Vile!!!
Yuck yuck yuck!!!
I think the correct term, OD, is 'hand shandy' as a hand sandwich refers to a different type of action, at least according to the Urban Dictionary. Also very nicely known as 'a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters'. I have to say that you come up with the some right gems here ...
Now I mentioned this in the staffroom and the consensus is that one is self-administered and one isn't...........?
LOL LOL LOL, Jazzj!!!!
What can I say, I have an enquiring mind!!
Oh, I've really got to go and lie down now....
Lol, it livened up a dull few minutes with the girls :)
Well, I'll go for that...
I presume we're talking about livening up a few mins with the girls still........?
Whatever else, Jazzj...?
Lol Feline, just checking :)
Glad to see you're on the ball, Jazzj!
Lol, that was a long long time ago :) We'll have to wait for Snoops to confirm if the staffroom consensus is correct!
I guess if you are of the female gender, and in simplest terms, you would receive one while giving the other, possibly at the same time if space and time permits.
But then I may be wrong ... I don't get out much!
The staffroom is wrong then Snoops!
I think they may well be Jazz ... if you could just share your 'detailed' thoughts on here, perhaps I could help you follow through ...?
How kind Snoops, was my report above not sufficient.......?
Not really Jazz ... people seemed to be shooting off in all different directions here .... are we talking about pasting someone else's wallpaper as compared to making your own paste?
Lol Snoops, we decided that both were received by men, hadn't even occurred to us that one would be received by a lady!
Maybe this is just another regional variation in language.
For instance, I would get my baps out for breakfast if we had visitors from the north of England, but not for my southern friends!
Nearly choked when I read the beginning of that feline - as you may have guessed I'm from the south.....
From my in depth investigations, I believe that one is received by a man and the other by a woman ... looking on it as a whole of course .... but I wouldn't want to be pointing any fingers here.
This is all very stimulating ....
Cold shower time Snoopy ???
I'll bow to your greater knowledge Snoops, and pass it on in the staffroom should the opportunity arise.........
No cold shower necessary, our 'Lil, I am firm-
ly in control ...
I'm so glad you're looking on it as a 'whole', Snoops....
I need to go paste some wallpaper, feline ... just hope the pot isn't empty ...... lol
You could always use POLY-cell, Snoops!
Ooh Lol, we're back to that bally parrot again.
Feline ... not everything comes in packets ...
Well, I might disagree witht that, Snoops. You can't beat a good packet.
Looks like it was a good job I went back to work when I did! Feline, do you define a good packet by size or use.........?
In DIY terms, Jazz, a 'good packet' is one where you get gallons of paste out of it!
Katie Price.
'nuff said.
Here is another interesting one - My uncle was the janny at the local high school - After swimming sessions he would measure the water and test for various contaminants and after the girls had used the pool the amount of urea in the pool was 70% higher than when the boys went in - So that proves it women wee in the pool more than men and yet you slag us off for being durty beasts of the forest!
lol
Durty ladeeees.....
Or does it prove that they drink less so the urea content is higher.......?
Of course it does, Jazzj! As if us ladies would do such a thing.....
Indeed feline, OD's got flawed logic there I think :)
Us ladies would never ever wee in the swimming baths !!!!
Fancy thinking things like that about us. I think Jazzj is right with what she says.
No,no,no,no that's a no,no Omend, dirtyyyyy...pah.
We seem to be in agreement on this one, ladies. It's obvious, isn't it? We're used to waiting until we get to the proper place as we can't just get it out and point it a tree whenever the mood takes us....
Absolutely feline!
Have you never sat on a nettle Lillie or nearly on a load of ants. Not very pleasant I can tell you after experiencing both
Ah, but jazzj, the volume of urine compared to the volume of water in the swimming pool is very low, so the concentration of urea in the swimming pool would be independent of volume of liquid drunk by the swimmers.
However, it could be that girls' urine normally contains more urea than men's, or that more women were in the pool than men so the total urea would be higher for the same volume of pool water.
Gosh I never realised that pee would make such a discussion G-Man shall we agree 50/50 and then we'll all be happy bunnies.
I normally take notice of your posts, G-Man, but I have to say on this one I'm wondering if I reaaly care....
Yes but this survey was taken over the length of 7 years so it has more validity G-Man it wasnt just one test of the pool it was thousands and the result was virtually always the same - Girls pee more in the pool than men!
They just do it in the Jacuzzi and shower!
lol
Its true us guys talk about a lot of things at the gym and most men I know pee in the shower if they cant be bothered using the toilet.
I remember this issue came up on that show big brother some guy got his name in thepaper for being caught peeing in the shower!
Personally I dont see anything wrong with that but I do if its in the pool - thats just vile - just think of the amount of someone elses pee you end up swallowing when you go for a swim - makes you think about your next trip to the swimming baths doesnt it!
So there you go; cogitate on that!
Oh OD that's gross, I couldn't do either, and I wouldn't want a man who did either!
How would know when you met a man if he did pee in the bath or or the shower Jazzj unless you were with him every single moment you would never know !!!
Ladies and gents, while I like 'shooting off at tangents' on these forum discussions, I do find the prolongued debate about urinating in public areas a little difficult to get involved in and find the fascination in it all a tad difficult to understand.
I have heard of taking the pee but this is ridiculous .... anyway, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.
Don't shake too hard now Snoopy, there could be repercussions....
LOL, Lillie!
No sweat Lillie ... I was going to splash out on a new pair of chinos today anyway ....
Actually the MOST disgusting thing I have ever seen was on Come Dine With Me - Seriously!!!
Did anyone see the episode where the snake did a motion on the the table while everyone was eating.
Really I have never seen a snake do its business but it was like steaming man milk running like a river all over that table it was completely beyond the pale - I was eating my tea at the time and normally Im ok with eating in front of the telly but I quickly lost my appetite it was simply unreal!
Vile vile and triple vile!!!!
It should have been banned from the telly.
It really was that bad!
Horrrrrrrendous !! Vile in the extreme. I'm having problems digesting my homemade chicken curry which I enjoyed earlier on....
Anything live on the table while I'm eating would put me off, but a snake??? Especially one that does that all over the table, beyond the pale!
Urk!
I'm afraid I have a dicky tum OD and would probably have been sick. Fancy putting a blinking snake on the table when you are eating - it beggers belief.
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Well done its essential to clean those "jets" out or you could get a nasty disease!!!