How bankers do it...
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Bankers do it risk-free.
Bankers do it just for money.
Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.
Bankers do it with varying rates of interest.
Bankers do it with a penalty for early withdrawal.
Saw this quote today and wondered if this is supposed to be funny or deadly serious or both?
What say you all ..... ?
Responses (7)
I agree Snoopy, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Bankers do it for personal gain that's for sure
What do you mean 'Heh!' G-Man.
Are you choking on your drink....?
It was short and sweet Feline but don't know what it meant !!
It reflected sweetness when one is just about to arrive ....
I thought it was funny and had nothing to add (for once!)
It's all true though isn't Snoops - as long as it isn't them taking the risk they are not bothered one iota what happens to their customers. As soon as you sign on the dotted line you become just a number.
Very true - and the same applies to energy and telecoms firms - none of them give a damn and they'll all rip you off, even if you don't realise it.
Bankers do it with other peoples money.
Bankers do it with interest.
Sounds like a prostitute really.
But the real question is do they spit or swallow and do they charge more for shagging the consumer up the butt?
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Pardon me for being so rude ladees but its late and i have just read the fanny flapper thread to much dismay!
Straight to the point OD. Yes we have had a good discussion on here this week mainly regarding Snoopy's stick !!!!! and early withdrawal (regarding the subject of the bankers of course) Very interesting how the subject always strays,
Bankers do it with YOUR money.
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But early withdrawal doesn't always lead to customer satisfaction, does it?
Oh goodness me no, perish the thought..I much prefer to leave with my transaction fully completed.
Subject to a substantial deposit no doubt ...
Ah Snoopy but early withdrawal can prevent an unwanted pregnancy not having left a substantial deposit !!!!!!
Apologies Sabre, have I got the wrong end of the stick here?
No Snoopy I was just following on from your posting like a good sister would. i.e. early withdrawal etc. etc. Apologies from me too if I got the wrong end of your stick !!!
Oh, Sabre, I'm sitting here imagining getting the wrong end of Snoopy's stick.....
It would be like a mystery trip Feline wondering what would be at the end of it !!!!!!!!!!! It could be well worth the end result or not that is the question !!
I'll have to ponder that one for a while, Sabre.....
I would love to have a stick like ET's finger ... all glowy at the end. That would drive the women mad ...
And they would be able to find it in the dark - most important in the event of a power failure!
So right OD .... and you wouldn't have to turn the lights on to raid the fridge!
I have heard that there is a whole breed of new glow in the dark condom users who love playing 'Star Wars' .... ! Hah!