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After deliberating on the fiscal and property reports, the judge turned to the husband and said .."Mr Jones, I have decided to award your wife £290 a week" .....
To which the man replied ... "Very generous m'lord ... and I'll try and chuck her a few quid myself from time to time ....."
I am not sure whether this would be generous or not. I could personally live off of £290 per week as this would be in addition to my income but it depends what circumstances the woman was left in. What are your views?
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Actually Lucy .... and this is just an attempt to raise a little bit of humour now and again on this site ( regulars will know only too well ), this was actually a joke! Unfortunately, we don't have a humour section so we have to slip the odd one in now and again! But of course you know that ... right? lol
LOl.
I wonder if it was the same judge who saw a skunk enter the courtroom and shouted 'odour, odour'.
Sorry, I know that was dreadful!
OH my Lillie ... that stinks! I expect the judge ordered the skunk to go sit in a pew! Anyway, the skunk couldn't phone home as his phone was out of odour!
And I thought my joke was bad and couldn't get any worse...Phewie...